Lisa Alvarado, a single Christian mother, comes to Dry Bar with a plethora of relationship advice. She shares how not to take a selfie, why women get emotional about trash duty, and which biblical coping mechanisms are okay to advertise.

Chris Monty would prefer if everyone minded their own business. His is eating a veal chop, working 45 minutes a day, and being next rather than first.

Seamlessly blending stand-up and storytelling, Jen Kober campaigns for house fly annihilation, alley candy acceptance, and public education on Girl Scout cookies.

Cory Kahaney opens up a can of know-how containing the secrets of finding Mr. Right, college art degrees, and mammograms.

Jordan Conley doesn't consider himself a tough guy, between a consistent streak of cowardice, a debilitating fear of hiking, and an unbridled love of Disneyland.

Andy Gold combines inspiration with comedy as he shares about drug recovery, run-ins with life coaches, and misconceptions of Utahns.

E.L. Smith is a comic named Elbert, who was raised in Florida, sees Cheetos as a red flag, and is here to make you laugh.

From Trader Joe's parking lots to anti-smoking ads, Lou Santini is surrounded by amateurs... They're about to get called out.

With a delightfully dark sense of humor, it seems J. Chris Newberg can make any topic funny, from Reese's Cups to Rosa Parks.

Smart cars, the advantages of being broke, and teeter totter terror are just a few of the topics Mark Sweeney tackles in this brand new Dry Bar Special.

Mary Upchurch spills the tea on her love life, from flirting with cops to single dads, and ex-dogs.

Sound effects, spot-on celebrity voices, and colorful characters await you in this brand new comedy special from the multitalented Steven Scott.

Comedian and karaoke queen, Jaylyn Bishop, shares about her stuttering husband, Dominican mother, and pink beaches.

David Studebaker earns the title "Oracle of Dry Bar" by discerning audience occupations, commoditizing parasites, and rebooting Reading Rainbow.

Raised in Canada to Philipino parents, Ron Josol describes his unique upbringing, being racial versus racist, and the world's shortest jiu jitsu fight.

Stephen B speaks on having Costco as a safe space, road rage, and being too tall for piggy backs.

Derrick Stroup sets the Dry Bar stage ablaze with a fiery take on the Carhartt come up, dog poop disposal, and catastrophic salsa experiences.

Runner up on America's Got Talent, Taylor Williamson, shares his unique perspective on Japanese dancers, hipster adoption, and sleeping on the couch.

Spike Davis deftly improvises with the audience creating a hilariously one-of-a-kind show, highlighting germaphobia, bald spots, and indigestion.

Beneath a facade of tepid Indiana office worker, Clint Hall is a comedy superstar. In this special, Clint wrestles with WWE ambitions, boring desk jobs, and living in a singularly small town.

Former writer on the Ellen Show, Adam Yenser, gets real about pit bulls, being conservative in California, and why God's mad at national parks.

Cizzle C takes a walk down memory lane recalling Family Feud blunders, ugly criers, and out-tantrumming a child.

Jason Allen King talks catfishing, human composting, and spankings in this hilarious explanation of why he's nobody's emergency contact.

Join Jersey-Native Julia Scotti as she endures her golden years of fearing elk, hating young people, and fitting into the perfect urn.